It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
and a partridge in a pear tree
(via cyberunfamous)
okay so i’m the only junior in an all senior class and i like the guy who sits in front of me. no one ever bothers putting dates on anything in that class, but today the guy turns to me and says “what day is it?” and without thinking i responded “it’s october 3rd” aND THEN HE SMIRKED AND RAISED HIS EYEBROWS AND SAID “THANKS.” GUYS I THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING HERE.
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